99 Fun Things To Do In A Boring Lesson =]

This is a list of 99 fun things to do when you’re stuck in a boring lesson at school.

  1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use them.
  2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
  3. When everybody’s quiet, start beat boxing.
  4. Answer the teachers questions in slow motion.
  5. Laugh stupidly for no reason.
  6. Pretend you’re flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
  7. Churn some butter.
  8. Answer the teachers in gangsta slang.
  9. Rhyme the last words of everybody’s sentences.
  10. Pretend you are Harry Potter and your scar hurts.
  11. Ask the teacher for his/her phone number.
  12. See how long you can hold your breath.
  13. Take your pants off and give them to the teacher.
  14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
  15. Change seats every three minutes.
  16. Answer the teachers questions very fast.
  17. Shave.
  18. Run across the room, tag someone and say “you’re it!”
  19. Make a paper plane and try to get it stuck in an awkward or unreachable place.
  20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
  21. Start a mexican wave.
  22. Get a thunderstorm sound on your phone. Sometime during the lesson, start the sound, stand up, claim that the teacher has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see how many students follow you after the tape starts playing.
  23. Answer questions in a different language.
  24. Walk up the aisle yelling, “Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!”
  25. Always answer the teachers question, no matter what it is, with “BOGIES!”
  26. Dig an escape tunnel.
  27. Challenge your teacher to a rap battle.
  28. Lick your stationary seductively while staring at a person.
  29. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
  30. Sit on the floor and beg for money.
  31. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
  32. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
  33. Do a quick tap dance routine.
  34. Try bird-watching.
  35. Run to the window, then say, “Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-Signal.”
  36. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
  37. Start laughing really hard and say, “Oh, now I get it.”
  38. Make a sundial.
  39. Give yourself a new identity.
  40. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can’t swim.
  41. Announce your candidacy for Prime Minister (President).
  42. Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.
  43. Take apart your desk.
  44. When the teacher enters the room scream, “NEXT!”
  45. When the teacher enters the room ask for a refund.
  46. Stare at one object in the classroom for one lesson.
  47. Pretend you are Susan Boyle and sing “I Dream A Dream.”
  48. When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
  49. If the person next to you is quie, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.
  50. Throw your backpack at someone.
  51. Answer the teachers questions with an accent.
  52. If your teacher walks around the room during a test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.
  53. During a test, tell the teachers “the voices are making me cheat.”
  54. Randomly raise your hand and say “the answer is 42!”
  55. Raise your hand and point to a person on the other side of the room. Insist that that person is cheating off you.
  56. Tell your teacher there is a disturbance in the force.
  57. Meow to answer a question.
  58. Chew gum LOUDLY. If the teacher says “I hope you have enough for everyone” take out packs of gum and start passing them out.
  59. Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though everyone already knows you).
  60. Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat and when asked if you are going say, “I just did.”
  61. When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say “I’ll never tell” and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven’t been allowed to answer a question yet.
  62. Start a countdown to the end of the lesson.
  63. Make up your own new language. Answer any questions in it.
  64. Start a new political party.
  65. Disprove Einstein’s theory of relativity.
  66. Try and see who can give the teacher a nervous breakdown first.
  67. Investigate the effect of gamma radiation on tropical fish.
  68. Compose a musical masterpiece, then eat it.
  69. If parents are being shown around the school by the principal, get up, introduce yourself and start explaining about the slave labour in the school mines while twitching and laughing randomly. Ask the principal for a moment of time to arrange “little Timmy’s funeral.”
  70. Start a limbo competition.
  71. Slice someone’s skin, explianing that you didn’t believe blood really exists.
  72. Halfway through the lesson, point out the window and manically scream “the pigs are rebelling” then run out of the lesson wailing.
  73. Randomly break into Jamaican rap and explain that you have been possesed by the spirit of Bob Marley.
  74. Meow and bark occasionally.
  75. Moonwalk, everywhere.
  76. Set up a bucket of water on top of the door so that when the teacher walks into the room it falls on their head. Use this distraction to escape the lesson and live free in the wild, at one with nature.
  77. Make a match-stick model of the Eiffel Tower.
  78. Invent a revolutionary new potato peeler.
  79. Discuss the political situations in as many African countries as possible.
  80. Blame world poverty on your teacher.
  81. Contradict everything the teacher says. Offer scientific proof.
  82. Bring a typewriter. Use it to take notes.
  83. Buy a watermelon. Give it to the teacher.
  84. Write a love note. Sign it “a secret admirer” and get someone to pass it to the teacher.
  85. Raise your hand and ask when the movie is going to start.
  86. Bring a lightbulb. Hold it over your head whenever you have the answer to the question.
  87. Say that someone across the room is using their telepathic (mind-reading) abilities to cheat off you.
  88. Mumble whenever the teacher asks you a question.
  89. Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the teachers desk.
  90. Colour red dots all over your arm and show the teacher. Tell him/her that you are allergic to school.
  91. Have a tea party.
  92. Work out and exercise.
  93. Bring in a pillow and explain the desk is too hard for sleeping.
  94. Try to hold a swordfight with rulers.
  95. Talk about your dream job as a janitor.
  96. Pretend you’re a tree.
  97. Start a poker game. Try to get your teacher to join in.
  98. In the middle of the lesson, ask your teacher whether or not they believe in ghosts.
  99. In any of these get you in trouble, grumble loudly about how you hate sharpies.

Enjoy! Fellow boredom slaves :)

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